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Galaxy Angel Z
Everyone sing along!
omatase everybody hainandesu itsudemo gingin Sorry to keep you waiting, everybody! We're all full of high spirits
pochi mo shachou mo jigoro mo taisa mo torebiaan Poochie and presidents and gigolos and generals all agree: C'est tres bien!
kyuujitsu shoppingu iko oishiiwa shishoku de rakkii Let's go shopping on the weekend! Mmm, delicious, we're lucky to get samples
deeto no apo nara rinji uketsuketemasu Now accepting appointments for dates
koi wo shitainara oikakecha dameyo If you want true love, don't chase after it
ato wa kamisama gokigen yoroshikune As for the rest, we'll leave it to God!
manmosumairu (hai chiizu) yumemitai angel tai (guu) A mammoth smile (say cheese) The Angel Brigade is full of dreams (zzz)
hecchara chara de (chara ni shite) waraitobasuno (wahaha) We're totally fine with it all (call it even) We'll laugh it off (wahaha)
okawari jiyuu (kuihoudai) negaigoto baiking (gatsugatsu) Help yourself to seconds (all you can eat) A smorgasbord of wishes (munch munch)
wadaisouzen (choo ninki) watashitachi ni omakase Always a hot topic (super popular) Leave it all to us!
Papa Panda! Papa Panda!
shirokuro tsukeruwa mammosumairu Let's settle the score...Mammoth smile!
This is the chance of a lifetime!
Forte, please turn on the TV right now!
I'm on the game show "Attack! Fearsome Castle" right now!
What?! Fearsome Castle?!
This week's contestants Hey!
This week's contestants
It's true!
We came to this planet for investigation and they happened to be filming here.
And then a contestant had to cancel, so we got to be on the show!
What do you think?
- You must be very jealous. - You better believe I'm jealous!
You don't know how many times I've applied to be on that show!
All of you challengers who have come to the Fearsome Castle!
Do you think you can get past the five obstacles to chop off my topknot?
The brave warrior who succeeds...
...will again, this week, receive a prize of one million GCs!
-Yeah. -Let's do it.
My competitors are all lightweights.
And I've got Milfeulle's good luck on my side as well.
The million is easily mine.
The first obstacle is the Boundary Wall!
I pray for your success!
Ranpha?
Hey, someone's already gone ahead.
We've gotta catch up, too!
Don't tell me...
...that this is the day that Stebia comes back into my life?!
Memory Rally Chop Suey
See you tomorrow, then.
Yes, I remember...
...the day I found it in a dump next to a laboratory...
...on my way home from school.
It was the biggest mistake of my life!
Really?
That's right!
And to think it would show up on an important day like this!
It's such a drag!
So here it is, the Challenge Pond.
Next one up!
Yes!
That lightweight guy with the mustache reminds me of someone.
Here we go!
Hey, it's Colonel Volcott.
Ranpha! Milfeulle!
You take off, telling us you have some urgent business...
...and this is what you're up to?
And at your age?
- Well, we've got to go. - Goodbye!
Piece of cake!
Let's head straight for the goal!
I can see it!
We're going to jump into that cart!
Ranpha!
Milfeulle...
Oh, Ranpha! You've turned into stardust!
Where are you looking? Over here, over here.
Huh? Ranpha?
I thought I was going to die.
Where's Stebia?
What?
Why is it so intent on interfering?!
It's always been like that.
After I found that doll, I took such good care of it.
But one day...
Hello?
What?!
That phone call was from Roberto, soccer hero and the object of my desire!
Yeah, so I really want you to come and see me play in tomorrow's match.
I'll pull off a hat trick for you.
Soccer Is My Life
Yay! That's the third point!
Can you believe it, Stebia?
That incredible boy is actually interested in me!
And he said he wanted to talk to me about something after the match.
What did you want to talk about, Roberto?
Well...
You want to marry me?!
I think it's a little too early for us.
But, but, we can at least kiss...!
R-Ranpha!
The whole thing was a bust all because of Stebia.
And ever since then, it always appears whenever anything good happens...
...just to interfere with me!
Now, that's three obstacles!
Oh, and this also happened to me...
...when I was a junior high school student.
What's the matter, ace baseball player and object of my obsession, Michael?
I'm going to hit a home run for you in tomorrow's game.
Oh, my!
Slam it out!
Go, Michael, go!
Spirit of Baseball
Here it comes! The home run ball!
Come here...
Again, it ruined things for me that day.
In any case...
...where is the exit?!
Oh, Colonel...
You really helped me out there, Ranpha!
What are you doing, anyway?
- Well, see you later! - Goodbye!
Oh, please wait!
The exit!
If that's all I'm up against, this is nothing!
Ranpha!
Are you all right?
Ranpha!
No!
Thank goodness!
That damned Stebia!
But why hasn't Stebia appeared recently? Where was it all this time?
I took off without telling it when I joined the Angel Brigade.
I thought I'd gotten rid of it then.
- Hey! - It must've seen me on TV.
That wasn't smart of me.
Hey, what are you thinking about?
Uh, well...
...I was just thinking how being abandoned must've hurt Stebia.
Give me a break, it's just a bad omen.
Now, let's get going.
How does it look, my lord?
This is what they mean when they say, "Being beaten by the tail of a robot. "
I see.
Reporting from Fearsome Castle!
And now we're coming up to the final obstacle!
I understand now.
Ranpha, can you hear me?
What is it?
I'll tell you a way to defend against Stebia that is guaranteed not to fail.
What?!
You see...
...the trick is never to laugh or smile.
There is a happy pulse sensor installed in Stebia's body.
I just detected high frequency emissions unique to that sensor.
What's a happy pulse sensor?
It detects the electrical pulse generated when humans are happy.
- Stebia responds to that pulse... - Yay! Yay!
...by targeting the source of the pulse.
I'm sure of it.
The only way to protect yourself...
...is simply not to laugh or smile.
Got it!
We've finally come to the final challenge.
Who will be the one to succeed in chopping off the lord's topknot...
...without popping their balloon?!
Now, brave warriors!
Go! Go! Go get 'im!
Ranpha...
...don't forget to share the prize with me!
H-He's so strong.
We're no match for him!
Hah! Yeah, right!
You're so strong, Ranpha!
M-Milfeulle, we're temporarily retreating!
What?
Well, what's going on with Ranpha?!
The goal was right before her eyes, but she pulled back!
- What are you going to do, Ranpha? - I've got an idea. Just hide.
Got you!
Ranpha first had to deal with some unfinished business.
Now, all she has left to do is chop off the lord's topknot!
I knew it.
Stebia must get lonely really easily.
Whenever you were really happy...
...it probably felt that you were forgetting about it.
No way.
And then it got angry and behaved badly.
It probably just wanted to be hugged!
So, that's what it was.
Hey, don't follow me to school!
I can't deal with you right now because I'm getting together with a friend.
Why can't you just stay quietly at home?
I...
...I never realized it.
My goodness! Ranpha is walking away from victory!
Well!
And the one who has taken the topknot...
...is none other than the mustache man!
The winner is the small fish with the mustache!
But what is the meaning behind Ranpha's strange actions?!
Stebia.
I'm sorry, Stebia.
Th-This is a truly moving moment!
- I'm impressed! - L-Lord!
Here!
The lord has taken back his topknot and has handed it to Ranpha!
As of this moment, Ranpha is the winner!
And here is your prize money!
One million GCs!
Here!
Uh, a check for one million GCs has been handed over to Stebia.
As of this moment...
...Stebia is the winner!
What?! What're you talking about?!
We can't disobey the lord.
Who the hell do you think you are?!
Yes, I was truly impressed with the show.
What're you so happy about?!
This has been Attack! Fearsome Castle.
See you next week!
Hold it, you! Wait up!
Oh, well.
I've had enough!
Galaxy Angel
And now it's time for Professor Mint's Logos Museum.
Galaxy Angel According to surveys, the people who care most about interpersonal relationships...
Galaxy Angel ...are the people of Wakayama Prefecture!
Galaxy Angel Really?
Let's move on to the second part!
We can't reach the transmission station, never mind the rest of the Angel Brigade.
What should we do now, Vanilla?
You're right.
I do understand what you're saying.
If we stay right here, someone will likely come around and find us.
That would be one way of approaching this.
But we're in the middle of an extremely important mission.
We've got to do everything that we can to get out of this situation.
Don't you agree?
I know that!
I know how dangerous it may be for us to make any move now.
But you have to understand!
Our mission is so much more important than any danger we might face here.
Stop. Don't say it.
Even if we have to risk our lives...
Come on, Vanilla, won't you please say something?
Oh, but don't say "something" or anything silly like that.
Fate.
You cannot go against fate.
Deep Fog Sorbet
This isn't bad at all.
If we do not finish our work quickly, we will not be able to eat.
If we cannot eat, we will not be able to escape hunger.
There's no point in rushing it, though.
Let's see...I know.
Let's see if we can find a high-output transmission station.
Um, excuse me.
Yes?
This bag.
Could this be...?
Pardon?
Is there something the matter with it?
Oh, no.
Uh, I'm sorry!
It was nothing!
How strange.
I thought it was the perfect camouflage.
Let's go.
This is a very strange town.
Don't you think so, Vanilla?
I haven't seen you ladies around before!
First time here? I can tell! D-Don't worry!
I'm not suspicious. I swear, I swear, I swear.
So, now. So, now.
Let me show you all the fun places to go.
Guaranteed fun, y'know? Whaddaya say? Sound good? Yeah!
You guys don't know how lucky you are!
I'm sorry but we're in a hurry.
Hey, that bag looks kinda heavy.
- Uh, you mean this? - Yeah, yeah. That's the one.
Give it to me. I'll carry it for you.
No obligation. Nothing. I'm actually a feminist.
- Well, uh, it's quite all right... - Now, now, now...
...don't be shy.
Got it!
Hold on!
Oh, dear.
Our ace up the sleeve has been wasted.
Enemy.
I sense a force bent on preventing us from carrying out our mission.
If we do not carry out the mission, we cannot eat.
I suppose.
If we cannot eat, we will not be able to escape hunger.
I already understand that.
It's not here.
May I help you?
Welcome to my store.
What exactly is it that you're looking for?
Well, uh, let's see.
My...sister here said she wanted something that was a lot like this here. Right, sis?
No one's here.
Oh, come on, dearest sister.
That joke isn't very funny, you know.
That bag.
May I take a look at it?
What?! Uh, well...
I can't, well...
Well, then...
...might I see what's inside...
...Miss Mint Blancmanche?
No, thank you!
Wh-What the...?! Why?!
T-T-T-Taxi!
Um, um, um...!
Good evening. Where to?
Um, well, another town! Could you just get us out of this town?!
Sure thing. I can do that for you.
Now, how about I take your bag...
...Mint Blancmanche and Vanilla H?
Why?!
Why?! Why?!
Why do they know our names?!
It seems our profiles made the rounds throughout the enemy organization.
Given the highly unusual circumstances, we are forced to take drastic measures.
I hope you understand this well, Vanilla.
Deceptive names. Deceptive appearances.
Forgive us, oh Lord.
Like I said, these are highly unusual circumstances.
It's not like I want to...
...well, it's not like I like to dress up like this as a hobby, you know.
So I wish you wouldn't say things like that.
Deceptive words.
N-Never mind that, let's get going.
There.
Hey, a crab! And a clown!
- Give me something! - Let's see a trick!
Uh, well, we don't know any tricks.
What?! The Angel Brigade sure is cheap!
Mint and Vanilla can't do any tricks!
Incompetents!
Then hand us your bag!
Bag! Bag! Bag! Bag!
Crab jump!
Crab out!
This heavy physical work is really not my specialty!
If you are picky, you will not be able to eat.
This way! Hurry!
Now we can get out of this town.
I'm sure there's a map somewhere.
Mint and Vanilla
Bag
This way!
Bag...Bag...Bag...
Mint Blancmanche and Vanilla H are currently fleeing toward the garbage dump.
And now, a few words from the President.
Thank you. As I was just introduced, I am indeed the President.
Now, do whatever you must to capture that bag!
Capture the bag! Capture the bag!
By the way, they're here right now!
I'm issuing an emergency super-scramble to all forces!
This is the target! They're right here!
Got that?! Got that?! I want an answer!
Airborne unit, drop special forces on them!
They are to secure the area around them!
And the army tank battalion is to go in with their tanks!
The tanks are great fun!
And I want the special air forces to shine bright, nice and shiny...
...nice and shiny, nice and shiny, yes.
Can you see the power at our command?
We have the greatest military force in the universe!
Wh-What on earth is going on?
V-Vanilla, what're you doing?
What are you planning on doing?
N-No, not that! Please don't, Vanilla!
I beg you! Don't!
No! Please!
Oh, my. How silly of me.
Now, what's so silly?
What is it, Forte?
I'd really appreciate it if you would at least knock.
You still asleep?
You've got some nerve.
By the way, how's the bag? You still have the bag?
I hear there're some really important documents in that bag.
Make sure you don't get any drool on it.
How rude!
I would never drool in my sleep!
I'm not like you, you know!
Sorry about that.
Well, you're almost there.
Just keep focused. We're counting on you.
What a day this has been.
What is it this time?!
Some fog has appeared up ahead.
What?
And there's a serious problem with the flight system.
Fog?
Yes.
In five seconds, the current system will...
Vanilla?!
This can't be.
No way.
It can't be.
It's impossible.
Fate.
You cannot go against fate.
oshiete otsukisama Please tell me, Mr. Moon
saru no mimitabu wa doko ni aruno? Where are a monkey's earlobes?
soitsuwa nazodesune That certainly is a mystery
takusan tabetanoni Even though I ate a lot
dezaato dake wa madamada hairimasu I've still got plenty of room for dessert
fushigi na kotodesune It certainly is strange
Pun pun pun! Pun pun pun!
paradaisu mo parashuuto mo osora ni arunndesu Paradise and parachutes are both up in the sky
kitto I'm sure
ano ko ni kiss mirai ni peace A kiss for that girl Peace for the future
tenkomori no mainichi That's what our days will be filled with
ichi ni san One, two, three
ryoote wo hirogete Spread your arms wide
kataashi wo agete Kick up one leg
suwarinnko no pose Pose like you're sitting down
kimi to I give to you
A I U E orange
mogitate no kimochi sagashi ni yukou Let's go search for freshly-picked love
Pi pi pi! Pi pi pi! Happy!
It's time for Angel Fortunetelling! Will you pick the lucky Angel? Deep Fried Egg Rolls of Love Wedding Cake Combiner Special
How lovely...
It's time for Angel Fortunetelling! Will you pick the lucky Angel? Deep Fried Egg Rolls of Love Wedding Cake Combiner Special I just love to see combiner robots sinking.
Choose carefully! Deep Fried Egg Rolls of Love Wedding Cake Combiner Special I agree.
Choose carefully! Deep Fried Egg Rolls of Love Wedding Cake Combiner Special This is the kind of mission...
Have you chosen? Ready, go! Deep Fried Egg Rolls of Love Wedding Cake Combiner Special ...where we can only use combining robots.
Start! Deep Fried Egg Rolls of Love Wedding Cake Combiner Special Hey, wait a minute.
Start! Deep Fried Egg Rolls of Love Wedding Cake Combiner Special You're allowed three combining robots each!
Start! Deep Fried Egg Rolls of Love Wedding Cake Combiner Special Is that so?
Start! Deep Fried Egg Rolls of Love Wedding Cake Combiner Special I know a great spot for viewing some...
Start! Deep Fried Egg Rolls of Love Wedding Cake Combiner Special ...great combining robots. Shall we go there?
Today's lucky Angel is Vanilla! Deep Fried Egg Rolls of Love Wedding Cake Combiner Special You mean you're going to risk me...
Today's lucky Angel is Vanilla! Deep Fried Egg Rolls of Love Wedding Cake Combiner Special ...and my Vanilla, just to use combining robots?
Everything you do will be a success! Your secret crush is a kung-fu master?! Deep Fried Egg Rolls of Love Wedding Cake Combiner Special Don't be mad.
Everything you do will be a success! Your secret crush is a kung-fu master?! Deep Fried Egg Rolls of Love Wedding Cake Combiner Special They are combining robots, after all.
Lucky item of the week: A pencil case that an elephant stepped on. Deep Fried Egg Rolls of Love Wedding Cake Combiner Special Grand Cross!
Oh, to be able to see Vanilla in action next week!